Hi there, I'm Kev, the King of Neverland. I have decided to start a blog about growing my beard for three weeks, and to post some random shit that I find funny or interesting. The reason for the beard challenge is my own little "social experiment" because I have never grown a beard for longer than a week, which by then is damn hairy, almost Moses-like. So I have decided to bite the bullet, deal with the itching and man the fuck up and grow a damn beard, because there is nothing more manly than a beard... and some chest hair, which I am growing too by the way.
Every couple of days I will post a selfie (above) and an article of the progress of my beard and my life surrounding the hair growing out of my face. At the end of the three weeks, I will post a selfie of my face in it's manliest form, and then possibly go eat a steak. Raw, because that's what real men do, right?!
Why three weeks? Well, funny you should ask. July is my annual month of detoxing. I try my best to crawl into my cave and hide away from the world as I rest my body after the brutal bashing it takes on a weekly basis from my unhealthy lifestyle. So no one will really be seeing me as much as they usually do, so I can get away with looking like an idiot for a bit. Also, after 3 weeks it will be pay day, then I can go out and buy myself the necessary utensils to bundu bash the bush off my face. It's also winter, and what better way to keep my cheeks and chin warm other than the hair that sprouts out of my face... duh.
So here is my new blog, hope you enjoy it as I try keep you entertained with not only my facial hair, but with whatever else I post in between and after that.
Every couple of days I will post a selfie (above) and an article of the progress of my beard and my life surrounding the hair growing out of my face. At the end of the three weeks, I will post a selfie of my face in it's manliest form, and then possibly go eat a steak. Raw, because that's what real men do, right?!
Why three weeks? Well, funny you should ask. July is my annual month of detoxing. I try my best to crawl into my cave and hide away from the world as I rest my body after the brutal bashing it takes on a weekly basis from my unhealthy lifestyle. So no one will really be seeing me as much as they usually do, so I can get away with looking like an idiot for a bit. Also, after 3 weeks it will be pay day, then I can go out and buy myself the necessary utensils to bundu bash the bush off my face. It's also winter, and what better way to keep my cheeks and chin warm other than the hair that sprouts out of my face... duh.
So here is my new blog, hope you enjoy it as I try keep you entertained with not only my facial hair, but with whatever else I post in between and after that.