By now I am sure you have all heard that Germany completely beat the crap out of Brazil last night... 7-1. At one stage there was like four goals in six minutes. Insane!!! Of course Twitter was buzzing with all sorts of hilarious memes and tweets, here's a few for you guys to see along with the highlights of the game (which is unfortunately in Portuguese or Spanish, I'm not sure) This segment will be for news that didn't quite make the headlines but is still interesting enough to read. Well, for me at least.
I don't really have to do too much explaining about the article above, because it's already there. I do just want to add that I would've probably done the same thing or put my house up for sale. I am petrified of spiders, I can't handle them. I know everyone says "they're more scared of you than you are of them", which is absolute bull shit because I am fucking scared of spiders. I got home from work once and there was this giant rain spider chilling right by my front door, right next to the key hole (I took a photo of it, but the zoom on my camera wasn't that strong). I had to call my friend who lived about 15km away to come get it away for me. I sat in my car for about 30 minutes waiting for him to come over and all he did was take his cigarette box, pushed the spider on to it and moved it to the one corner of my front garden, which I was not happy about because A) He was still alive and B) He was still in my garden. Generally in a situation like that, I would've left all my belongings in the house and either set it on fire or phone my landlord and tell them I am ending my lease early. My fear is that bad! Not with small spiders though, it's those big ones, with big-ass legs and shit. I freeze up and all my hair stands up... If I had to see one now, the hair on my beard would stand up too. This video is a little old but I don't care, it's still cool. I've been following ERB on youtube for quite some time now and they just keep getting better. For those of you not familiar with ERB, it stands for Epic Rap Battles. The two guys who own the channel on youtube, Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd take suggestions from their comments section and put two characters together for an "epic rap battle". The budget on these guys' videos have definitely increased over time, as their videos just keep on getting better and better. You can check out more of their stuff by clicking on their channel here. Here's another two gems of theirs for you to enjoy your lunch to: Creative talent comes in all forms , Rob the hair artist from San Antonio, Texas has a rare and crazy talent of cutting amazing artwork out of people's hair. Check out some of his work... After a weekend of rest and relaxation, my beard was performing at it's best. It's almost at that balaclava phase, where it will start to keep my cheeks and chin warm from this icy Cape Town cold front we're having. I have never let it grow past 8 days before, so this is going to get interesting. For me at least.
Today the itching and irritation will start kicking in, once I get through that I'm sure it's going to be smooth sailing... I hope. Today is the Fourth of July, the proudest day of year for Americans. The day they got their independence from Britain way back in 1776. Then again in 1996, when Will Smith saved 'Merica from aliens. What a legend. Only he can save the world from not only aliens but zombies too... Below is the theme song for this year's Fourth of July. This isn't awkward at all. A definite contender for not only a Grammy but for an MTV award for special effects. |